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Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
05-13-2015, 12:07 PM (This post was last modified: 05-13-2015 02:03 PM by kungfool.)
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Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
I posted this in the Metamoris thread and no one bit.

Now I am forcing it upon all of you.





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05-13-2015, 03:40 PM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
i cant believe no one around him told him that was pure garbage

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05-13-2015, 04:11 PM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
Ralek is corniest mofo in the known universe
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05-13-2015, 04:21 PM (This post was last modified: 05-13-2015 04:42 PM by kungfool.)
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
Quote:A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
Who is he?!

A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!
A G in a Gi!

Plato, Socrates
Shakespeare: Rock with me
A G in a Gi philosophy
They couldn't put it down this properly!
You could be anything you wanna be
As for me? I'm a G in Gi!
That's a white uniform
Not a white T
No, not a white T
No, not a white T

I rock the kimono
Like I'm rockin' with Bono

You don't know judo?
You don't know jui-jitsu?
You could be Geedo
The guy with the Speedo
Lookin' at me wrong with his eye on my paedo
I tried to f'uck him up but he fled to Puerto Rico
He fled to Puerto Rico
He fled to Puerto Rico


Step it up now
Walk a tight rope
Do your moonwalk
Rear naked choke

I don't know you
You don't know me
All is said and done I'm just a G in a gi
One of these days we'll all be free
Until then I'm a G in a gi!

Who do you think you are, huh?
Livin' like a uh f'uckin star
Just bought a brand new car, huh?
How could you take it that far?

I make one jam and they all wanna frown
From here to Afghanistan, it's all goin' down
I try to come hard, but they wanna hear a clown
A G in a gi couldn't make that sound

Oh, yes he did!
Oh, let's begin!
Oh, it's us again?
Bring a friend!

A G in a gi might start the party
But you don't need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
This shit could get heavy like tons of broccoli!

Step it up now
Walk a tight rope
Do a moonwalk
Rear naked choke

I don't know you
You don't know me
All is said and done I'm just a G in a gi
One of these days we'll all be free
Until then I'm a G in a gi!

Who made this beat?
It's so complete
Ralek Gracie?
Wait, who is he?

Doesn't he fight?
What's he doin' on the mic?
What's he doin' in the club all night?
Movin' his hips like he's got a fight
He should be home and gettin' the life!

This shit could get hot!
Habaneros

And just in case
I brought the scarecrows

Dorothy tried to get back to Kansas
But then I grabbed her arm and I wrapped a bandage
Her feet were startin' to hurt, so I had to manage
I threw her up high til she hit the fan, kid

Step it up now
Walk a tight rope
Do a moonwalk
Rear naked choke

I don't know you
You don't know me
All is said and done I'm just a G in a gi
One of these days we'll all be free
Until then I'm Ralek Gracie

Don't judge me
I won't judge you
I'm a G in a gi
You could never see through
...Jui jitsu!
...Jui jitsu!
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05-13-2015, 04:30 PM
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05-13-2015, 04:57 PM (This post was last modified: 05-13-2015 05:21 PM by kungfool.)
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
Damn I guess this is kind of old news. Still funny:



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05-13-2015, 05:27 PM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
Quote:Youtube Comment:
Andres Pacheco 1 month ago
What the fuck was that!!!!!! For the sake of all that the graice's have done for jiu jitsu, never play that again. Stick to jiu-jitsu, and never even consider getting on the mic again. As a matter a fact, don't even rap when your alone in your car, the shower, in your head, never again. jiu jitsu was just set back 20 years because of this video. The entire lineage all the way back to Conde Koma are shaking their heads right now.
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05-13-2015, 05:34 PM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
From the UG:

Quote:18 days ago
Positive Energy
Member Since: 4/11/14
Posts: 901
I've always heard that Ritler Gracie was a way tougher fighter than Helio. He pioneered a lot of new attacks and was always very vocal about keeping the Gracie Jiu Jitsu bloodlines pure. After Helio lost to Kimura, Ritler kinda went crazy because he was so embarrassed about his brother losing to a Judo guy whose Asian pro wrestling lineage he considered inferior. Ritler refused to fight ever again instead choosing to paint city scenes of life in Rio before declaring himself a "Ginagi" (Portugese for leader or hero) and getting into politics. Sadly, he was last seen in the same Rio favela that Robson Moura grew up in ranting about how "Royler dominated" and "Fadda is a f*g". He apparently became really depressed because he hated fighting and being a Ginagi, Ritler just wanted to be an artist and surf.
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05-13-2015, 08:47 PM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
this is an old video.. i think it was posted here a long time ago.

dude is a wannabe.. the beat is whack as hell too. homemade fruity loops garbage
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05-13-2015, 08:50 PM
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lmfao. the gracies clan is full of egomaniacs.. he made the beat himself.

i bet he actually thinks this is good.
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05-14-2015, 03:24 AM
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Quote:All is said and done Im just G in a Gi
One of these days we'll all be free
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05-14-2015, 03:45 AM
Post: #12
RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
Cute little Ralek playing with his camera.

I dunno if you guys watched that Ultimate Gracie special years ago where art Davie mentions that before UFC1 Royce lived on Rorions allowance on the second floor of his house with a pet pirana.

He had no job besides baby sitting rorions kids, no bank acc, no life, at 26 years old. Maybe its a Gracie thing, to keep their stallions virgin and childlike for as long as possible in order Prepare for combat.

Edit: at 14:00



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05-14-2015, 06:48 AM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
gracie JJ is the most dishonorable fighting style known to mankind.

hammer heels. nuff said
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05-14-2015, 07:28 AM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
i got 17 seconds in and turned that shit off
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05-14-2015, 01:54 PM
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RE: Horrible Gracie Rap Video - GINAGI
(05-14-2015 06:48 AM)EVILYOSHIDA Wrote:  gracie JJ is the most dishonorable fighting style known to mankind.

hammer heels. nuff said

I believe the Israelis take this distinction.




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