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COVID shrinks your weiner - better get VaXXed
01-14-2022, 06:49 AM
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COVID shrinks your weiner - better get VaXXed
US man claims his penis has shrunk due to rare Covid side effect

He claims that his "above average" manhood has now significantly diminished – with doctors warning it is "likely permanent".

A man claims his penis has shrunk by almost 4cm due to Covid, and doctors say it can’t be fixed.

The anonymous US man said the lasting effect of the virus has damaged his self-confidence.

Before, the 30-something man said his penis was above average size.

Urologists say "Covid dick" is a real phenomenon, whereby the penis can reduce in size due to damage to blood vessels, The Sun reports.

A study of 3400 people led by University College London found that of 200 reported long Covid symptoms, a smaller penis was one of the rarer ones.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health...b36f6248a5

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01-14-2022, 08:49 AM (This post was last modified: 01-14-2022 08:49 AM by karasu.)
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RE: COVID shrinks your weiner - better get VaXXed
30-something? He's past his prime anyway Tongue

Time for him to assume his role as a Respected Elder and Age Gracefully

not what I plan to do mind you....but I "got the Jab" heehee Big Grin
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01-14-2022, 08:50 AM
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....unfortunately I can't claim to be "above average size" but I have learned to be skillful Big Grin
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01-14-2022, 08:52 AM
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Attorneys are going to make BANK on this Pandemic.....as usual the Average Majority will see no benefit while am Elite Minority Few will REAP the REWARD$
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01-14-2022, 09:05 AM
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RE: COVID shrinks your weiner - better get VaXXed
(01-14-2022 08:49 AM)karasu Wrote:  30-something? He's past his prime anyway Tongue

Time for him to assume his role as a Respected Elder and Age Gracefully

not what I plan to do mind you....but I "got the Jab" heehee Big Grin
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01-14-2022, 02:34 PM
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Porn sites are reporting a surge in searches for BVC.

I'll let you figure out what it stands for.
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01-14-2022, 05:31 PM
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Spike proteins cause your peepee to shrink. Make sure to get the jab, which tricks your body into producing spike proteins.
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01-15-2022, 07:44 AM
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People will be rolling into their vaxx appointments like Frank Reynolds now...

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