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Coronavirus in your butthole
09-15-2020, 06:25 AM (This post was last modified: 09-15-2020 09:32 AM by General Franco.)
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Coronavirus in your butthole
So I was in bed, when my reformed slut wife, farted.She said she would leave her slut ways behind her because , "you're man enough for Me'. She was sleeping in the opposite direction to me , with her big butt against mine. I sneered but ignored her than I noticed my butt itched. So I scratched my butt and childishly did the sniff test to make sure everything was clean down there. Unfortunately, I forgot I hadn't showered before bed and it failed the sniff test. My wife was awake, and when she yelled at me for scratching my butt in bed, I put my fingers next to her nose and she punched me because they smelled. So if their are any Doctor's on this forum, I wanna ask if you can get COV19 through your butthole if someone farts next to you or spread it the same way. If so should I ask my wife to wear a butt plug in bed just like some doctor suggested couples wear masks during sex. Of course I wouldn't do that myself,wear a butt plug, that's disgusting. I'm a REAL MAN!! I would put a disposable mask on my butt. If that is the case, why are butt masks not mandatory like face masks for people who engage in lots of butt sex like random sluts, gay males .....etc.Huh
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09-15-2020, 06:44 AM
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09-15-2020, 08:35 AM
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save it for the og
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09-15-2020, 09:52 AM (This post was last modified: 09-15-2020 09:56 AM by General Franco.)
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RE: Coronavirus in your butthole
(09-15-2020 08:35 AM)KurtDangle Wrote:  save it for the og
Well I'm not surprised you showed upSad i guess you don't understand what sarcasm and literary criticism are or lack a sense of humour . I've been watching "Criminal Minds" and have learned a lot about criminal profiling.You're clearly a soyboy SJW and you were triggered by the use of the words, "butthole" and "gay'. No, I won't go to the OG where I was permabanned when I posted under another" nom de troll".That's why I'm here instead of that sJW og toilet. Does that pussy "fraser/roguemod still moderate there. i understand many doctor's have to do phone consultations now. I understand you're a Doctor....is that true. Can I mail a picture of my butt to you're inbox for a consultation as to whether my butt has symptoms of COV19 from my slut wife's farts. it would also prove to me that my wife has not returned to her old slut stripper ways, when I'm away from home in my job as a Navy Seal/Astronaut. You know a tiger can't change it's stripesExclamation In case you try to troll me, refer to the"The White Man Is The Devil' on the NSFW orum to see what happened to the last fool who tried to troll myself or this forum. Warning to trolls.....the troll punisher Just substitute trolls,people like you, SJW's and soyboys for psycho's and evildoers in the punisher youtube clip
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09-15-2020, 03:00 PM (This post was last modified: 09-15-2020 03:01 PM by KurtDangle.)
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RE: Coronavirus in your butthole
(09-15-2020 09:52 AM)General Franco Wrote:  
(09-15-2020 08:35 AM)KurtDangle Wrote:  save it for the og
Well I'm not surprised you showed upSad i guess you don't understand what sarcasm and literary criticism are or lack a sense of humour . I've been watching "Criminal Minds" and have learned a lot about criminal profiling.You're clearly a soyboy SJW and you were triggered by the use of the words, "butthole" and "gay'. No, I won't go to the OG where I was permabanned when I posted under another" nom de troll".That's why I'm here instead of that sJW og toilet. Does that pussy "fraser/roguemod still moderate there. i understand many doctor's have to do phone consultations now. I understand you're a Doctor....is that true. Can I mail a picture of my butt to you're inbox for a consultation as to whether my butt has symptoms of COV19 from my slut wife's farts. it would also prove to me that my wife has not returned to her old slut stripper ways, when I'm away from home in my job as a Navy Seal/Astronaut. You know a tiger can't change it's stripesExclamation In case you try to troll me, refer to the"The White Man Is The Devil' on the NSFW orum to see what happened to the last fool who tried to troll myself or this forum. Warning to trolls.....the troll punisher Just substitute trolls,people like you, SJW's and soyboys for psycho's and evildoers in the punisher youtube clip

lol. your profiling skills suck ass. i am a registered republican and trump supporter. the opposite of sjw

your post just wasnt funny.

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09-16-2020, 04:57 AM
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RE: Coronavirus in your butthole
(09-15-2020 03:00 PM)KurtDangle Wrote:  
(09-15-2020 09:52 AM)General Franco Wrote:  
(09-15-2020 08:35 AM)KurtDangle Wrote:  save it for the og
Well I'm not surprised you showed upSad i guess you don't understand what sarcasm and literary criticism are or lack a sense of humour . I've been watching "Criminal Minds" and have learned a lot about criminal profiling.You're clearly a soyboy SJW and you were triggered by the use of the words, "butthole" and "gay'. No, I won't go to the OG where I was permabanned when I posted under another" nom de troll".That's why I'm here instead of that sJW og toilet. Does that pussy "fraser/roguemod still moderate there. i understand many doctor's have to do phone consultations now. I understand you're a Doctor....is that true. Can I mail a picture of my butt to you're inbox for a consultation as to whether my butt has symptoms of COV19 from my slut wife's farts. it would also prove to me that my wife has not returned to her old slut stripper ways, when I'm away from home in my job as a Navy Seal/Astronaut. You know a tiger can't change it's stripesExclamation In case you try to troll me, refer to the"The White Man Is The Devil' on the NSFW orum to see what happened to the last fool who tried to troll myself or this forum. Warning to trolls.....the troll punisher Just substitute trolls,people like you, SJW's and soyboys for psycho's and evildoers in the punisher youtube clip

lol. your profiling skills suck ass. i am a registered republican and trump supporter. the opposite of sjw

your post just wasnt funny.
BIG LIARExclamationAngry you're previous postings reek of SJW insanity and Trump Derangement Syndrome....like your thread on the new California laws for sex offenders and you're posting CNN style bullshit from left wing fake news sources blaming Trump for mishandling the Covid 19 pandemicDodgySad
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09-16-2020, 05:06 AM
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RE: Coronavirus in your butthole
PP admitted he is NOT proud to be an American, Franco.

Plus, no conservative describes themselves as 'registered Republican' or 'Trump supporter'. Those are media labels.
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09-16-2020, 05:17 AM
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(09-16-2020 05:06 AM)Chaos Reigns Wrote:  PP admitted he is NOT proud to be an American, Franco.

Plus, no conservative describes themselves as 'registered Republican' or 'Trump supporter'. Those are media labels.
yup.....he's not a skilled troll or liar. More subtle and insidious, like that other nutcase Dick Tater, accused you of being, ChaosReigns. This troll, KurtDangle, is more cowardly and less in your face than Tater. like they said in the Jack reacher movie, street fight, "now we know who's who." And what his triggers are to counter his insidious troll, "microagressions", to use SJW terminologyBig Grin
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09-16-2020, 06:40 AM
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lol

its almost sad not funny that there are people that think like you
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09-16-2020, 06:51 AM
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Talkin to yourself again, PP?
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09-16-2020, 09:07 AM
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RE: Coronavirus in your butthole
(09-16-2020 06:40 AM)KurtDangle Wrote:  lol

its almost sad not funny that there are people that think like you
you're a kook
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09-17-2020, 08:14 AM
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https://www.the-sun.com/news/685841/doct...ing-farts/

Doctor says coronavirus could be spreading through farts – but experts aren’t so sure

They say the chances of catching Covid-19 through farting is "tiny" and that Covid-19 is mainly transmitted between people through droplets spread from coughing and touching or shaking hands.

Australian doctor Andy Tagg pointed out that farting could cause coronavirus after analysing a series of tests take from coronavirus patients earlier this year.

He cited tests that revealed the virus was present in the faeces of 55 per cent of patients with Covid-19.

And medics have previously warned farts contain tiny poo particles that can spread bacteria.

Dr Tagg wrote: “Well, SARS-CoV-2 can be detected in faeces and has been detected in an asymptomatic individual up to 17 days post-exposure.”

The doctor added that previous tests have shown farts have the power to spray talcum powder long distances.

He added: “Perhaps SARS-CoV-2 can be spread through the power of parping - we need more evidence.

“So remember to wear appropriate PPE at all times and stay safe!”

Despite Dr Tagg's suggestion, Dr Sarah Jarvis, GP and Clinical Director of Patientaccess.com, revealed it is very unlikely someone would catch coronavirus from someone who has passed wind.

She told The Sun Online: "The likelihood of someone catching the virus because they were close to someone who farted is really tiny.

"You are way, way more likely to catch it by being in close contact with someone who coughs or sneezes, or by picking up droplets (from coughs or sneezes) on your hands when you touch a hard surface."

However, Dr Jarvis urged people to maintain good toilet hygiene - given the evidence showing coronavirus can be present in faeces.

She added: "There have been some reports of coronavirus being present in poo, and of up to one in ten patients developing diarrhoea a day or two before they get other symptoms such as cough and fever.

"This does underline the importance of being extra-careful about cleaning the bathroom if one person has symptoms of coronavirus."

Back in 2001, Aussie doctor Karl Kruszelnicki and microbiologist Luke Tennent carried out an experiment to see if farts could spread disease.

Dr Tennent asked a colleague to pass wind directly into two Petri dishes from a distance of five centimeters - first while wearing pants, and then without.

He discovered that the first Petri dish stayed clean, while the second one sprouted bacteria overnight - but added the bacteria found in the test was not harmful.

Earlier this year China’s Center for Disease Control and Prevention announced that pants should be an effective barrier against farts that might carry coronavirus.

The health body said that farts are unlikely to transmit the virus provided pants are worn.

However, it warned that if the infected patient was not wearing pants, and they released a large amount of gas, then someone else – if they took a close sniff at the gas – could be at risk.

And at the start of this month, scientists urged people to close the toilet before flushing as they say coronavirus can be spread through "aerosolized poo".

Due to what's called a "toilet plume," fecal or urine matter can be pushed from the toilet into the air and spread onto other surfaces, a study said.

The best way to prevent catching any form of coronavirus is to practice good hygiene, health experts say.

In order to reduce your risk of infection, you should wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds, not touch your eyes, nose or mouth with unwashed hands and avoid close contact with people who are sick.
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09-17-2020, 08:27 AM (This post was last modified: 09-17-2020 08:27 AM by pilgrim.)
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RE: Coronavirus in your butthole
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Sounds like General Franco will have to get his wife to wear an apron in reverse to cover her buttocks. It'll act like a mask for the butt so he doesn't get covid from her toots.
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