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New and improved Kim Jong Un
07-30-2020, 12:37 PM
Post: #16
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
that looks like the punk rock heroin user version of Putin.
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07-30-2020, 12:43 PM
Post: #17
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
he's built like young Putin:

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07-30-2020, 03:14 PM
Post: #18
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haha
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07-30-2020, 03:41 PM
Post: #19
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
(07-30-2020 11:37 AM)rezin Wrote:  New Putin and new Kim in the same place.




looks like the same guy from the Aleks Emelianenko fight.
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07-30-2020, 03:44 PM
Post: #20
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
(07-30-2020 03:41 PM)CTsar Wrote:  
(07-30-2020 11:37 AM)rezin Wrote:  New Putin and new Kim in the same place.




looks like the same guy from the Aleks Emelianenko fight.

Surely they were showing the guy at the Aleks fight as 'comedian who impersonates Putin'.

I also think he uses body doubles, but my God, they have to look more like him than that.
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07-31-2020, 11:09 AM
Post: #21
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
Some parts from the skit above:

Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we find ourselves at another international summit"

Putin and Kim shake hands.

Kim: Speaks "Korean"

Putin to the "press": That's enough. We would like to talk to Mister Kim Jong Un one on one.

They sit down.

Kim: Speaks "Korean".....Pfu. Argh, Vladimir Vladimirovich, I can't do this any longer. True, I understand that the Russian special services are the best in the world and that we are everywhere on special assignments, and that I'm supposed to be the leader of North Korea, that it is my duty before Russia... I understand all that.... But look, I'm a grown up man, I'm 62 years old and I'm pretending to be a 33 year old with this idiotic haircut, wearing these idiotic clothes. The whole world is laughing Vladimir Vladimirovich, please understand. Please change my assignment to something else. Like I don't know, Cambodia or South Africa..

Putin: Yuriy Borisovich.... endure a bit longer. It's in the interest of our nation...come on.

Kim: Vladimir Vladimirovich, I'm bored, it's very boring there. I turn on the TV and the only thing on is me, 24 hours a day.

Putin:....Yeah, I know how you feel.....

Kim: And the launguage, all this ku chi wan. It's all nonsense. I'm just speaking gibberish. Ku chi wan, ku chi wan, ku chi wan and everyone there is pretending to understand me. The whole world thinks North Korea is a 3rd world hellhole, but that's only because I don't understand the language!! Yesterday I went to the national assembly and said: U chin bo, and they all repeat u chin bo, and before I know it a rocket is heading toward the USA. Why me Vladimir Vladimirovich, I come from a nice Moscow family, I graduated from Moscow State Institute of International Relations. Why me? It's all so boring. Look at the kind of nonsense I have to do *shows Putin something on his smartphone* Here, I'm shooting a bazooka at a tank, then at an APC, then at a bicycle... At least get me a new bazooka or something else to shoot at!!!

Putin: Dear Yuriy Borisovich, take a hold of yourself, the summit is not over yet. Here, I now have to meet with Angela Merkel.

Angela Merkel enters.

Merkel: Guttentag Herr Un, Guttentag Mister Putin...

Putin: OK fine Grigoriy Pavlovich, have a seat, here we are all our own.

Merkel: Vladimir Vladimirovich, I mean I understand but still, this is too much. Yes I'm an adult, a professional... but at the end of the day I'm a man!

Putin: Yeah, unfortunately you never managed to hide it.

Merkel: I'm a GRU colonel!! Why do I have to wear all these ridiculous clothes. It's terrible. This is the end for me!

Putin: No it's not the end. Germany is not a Russian Federal Subject yet, so you have to continue working.

Merkel: It's impossible!

Kim: Imposible? Oh you have it so bad in Germany. Why don't you go live in North Korea. You know what they eat there? Burgers, steaks, tiramisu, carpaccio.

Merkel: That's all great food.

Kim: It's all made from rice!!

Merkel: He thinks it's bad in Korea. You haven't lived in Germany. We have Arabs there!! And we are being spied on all over the place. Not to mention all the homos, they drive me mad. Dressing up as women like it's normal...... I only do it cause I'm at work. And do you know how difficult it is for me in Germany on the 9th of May, having to walk around with a sour expression.

Kim: Sour expression? Look at my expression! My wife Tamara flies in from Moscow once a year, under the pretense of being a journalist. One little "interview" and she goes back home. Is that normal?

Putin: Grigoriy Pavlovich, Yuriy Borisovich... You guys don't know that the work of Angela Merkel and Kim Jong Un are not the worst in the world. We have an agent running around naked in the Congo, pretending to be a tribal chieftain. And he is a happy man.

Kim: Well.. um.. listen now, Ashot Karapetovich is practically at home there....

Merkel: Vladimir Vladimirovich, can't you at least tell us which countries instead of presidents, have our agents as heads of state?

Putin shows them on his smartphone: Look here, this guy is ours, so is this guy, as well as this one and this one.

Kim: So the majority of the G7 are ours?

Putin: Yeah, that's why I don't go there.

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07-31-2020, 11:49 AM
Post: #22
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
DId you just translate that rezin?
Thank you very much!
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07-31-2020, 12:16 PM
Post: #23
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
^ Yup, you are welcome. They should really just provide some English subs. Now is the time that the Western World could use some Russian comedy. At what other time could you say that.
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07-31-2020, 12:30 PM
Post: #24
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
some good effort there. Not a surprise your Rep to post Ratio is the highest on the forum, or one of the highest.
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07-31-2020, 01:27 PM
Post: #25
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
(07-31-2020 12:16 PM)rezin Wrote:  ^ Yup, you are welcome. They should really just provide some English subs. Now is the time that the Western World could use some Russian comedy. At what other time could you say that.

Everyone is a Russian agent! Imagine if the leftists over at CNN or MSNBC got a hold of this translation!

The whole scheme would be exposed overnight!
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07-31-2020, 01:53 PM
Post: #26
New and improved Kim Jong Un
Move over Vladimir. [Image: a4804e431223dfa7f808a2e1636280db.jpg]

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07-31-2020, 02:12 PM
Post: #27
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
who would win in a fight?

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08-01-2020, 04:03 AM
Post: #28
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
(07-31-2020 02:12 PM)pug-thug Wrote:  who would win in a fight?

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He would absolutely wreck Trump as he almost certainly has wrestled since childhood.
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08-05-2020, 04:47 PM
Post: #29
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
I think that's him in the beginning of this video... 20 seconds in.



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08-05-2020, 04:49 PM
Post: #30
RE: New and improved Kim Jong Un
Mongolian Judo is amazing.

Judo needs to leave more time for nezawa.
never understood the rules as to how long they can grapple on the ground
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