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My Favorite Quotes - Witty
01-02-2020, 06:43 PM (This post was last modified: 01-02-2020 07:24 PM by Dick Tater.)
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My Favorite Quotes - Witty
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?
John Lloyd


If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard


A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.
Unknown


If I were a movie villain I'd make a bomb where the wires are all one colour.
Unknown


It’s a lot easier to climb the ladder of success when daddy’s holding the ladder.
Unknown


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Jean Giraudoux


The English are not spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.
George Bernard Shaw


A diamond ring is a way of telling a woman, "I love you so much I want African children to suffer just so your finger can shine."
Unknown


Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.
George Carlin
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01-02-2020, 06:52 PM
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I dunno, seems like cultural appropriation.
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01-02-2020, 07:54 PM
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Jean Giraudoux

lol
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01-03-2020, 06:46 AM
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Secrecy? I dunno. Sounds a lot like those conspiracies those loony fellers are always talkin' bout.
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01-03-2020, 08:20 AM (This post was last modified: 01-03-2020 08:20 AM by karasu.)
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As he(Bruce Lee) once famously said, when asked if he identified more with his Asian or his North American heritage:



"You know what I want to think of myself? As a human being.8"------Bruce Lee


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01-03-2020, 08:28 AM
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01-03-2020, 08:31 AM
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01-03-2020, 09:05 AM
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01-03-2020, 01:16 PM
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If pro is the opposite of con then what's the opposite of progress?

Will Rogers, probably.
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01-06-2020, 06:42 PM
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If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?
Unknown
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01-06-2020, 06:42 PM
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There is no team in “I”.
Shark (James Woods character)


There is no "I" in team but there is in “win”.
Michael Jordan


Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Unknown


To be number one, you have to train like you are number two.
Unknown
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01-06-2020, 06:43 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2020 06:48 PM by Dick Tater.)
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If it doesn't move and it should > WD40.
If it does move and it shouldn't > duct tape.
Unknown


Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Lily Tomlin


If Ignorance is Bliss, why do so many Americans need Prozac?
David McGowan.


If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2054.
Unknown
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01-06-2020, 06:44 PM (This post was last modified: 02-03-2020 02:41 PM by Dick Tater.)
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Nothing breaks like a heart.
Unknown


I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx


Cruises are for the Newly Wed and the Nearly Dead.
Unknown


Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Joe Louis


Black strap molasses and wheat germ make you live so long you wish you were dead.
Unknown


Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz
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01-12-2020, 05:49 PM
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I think it would be a good idea.
Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization


I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Samuel Goldwyn


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common; they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
José Maria de Eça de Queiroz


If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams


Emerson said it best almost a hundred years ago, “Simplify. Simplify. Simplify.” But Thoreau said, “One simplify would have been enough.”
Successnet.org


The difference between studs and sluts:
If a key opens lots of locks it’s a master key.
If a lock is opened by many keys, it’s a shitty lock.
Unknown
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01-12-2020, 05:59 PM
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You'd feel cocky too if you were full of myself.
Unknown


A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor


Do you know what they call a doctor who graduated last in his class?
A doctor!!
Unknown


They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin


Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
Unknown


My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his iPod except 1 song.
Unknown


The difference between perseverance and obstinance is that one is made from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
Henry Ward Beecher
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