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01-01-2020, 05:47 PM
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Happy New Year :)
Wishing you all Peace and Joy in the New Year.....
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01-01-2020, 06:45 PM
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Happy New Year to all my friends here, and Matt Abbott & rat carltin???!!!
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01-01-2020, 08:27 PM
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happy new year biatches
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01-01-2020, 09:15 PM
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Happy New Year to all of you guys!
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01-02-2020, 12:55 AM
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Happy new year guys !

Wishing you all well and a prosperous 2020


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01-02-2020, 01:04 AM
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happy new year you maniacs!
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01-02-2020, 01:52 AM
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Happy New Year to everyone. Even though I am not very popular on here, I wish everyone well.
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01-02-2020, 01:56 AM
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(01-01-2020 06:45 PM)ba_dass Wrote:  Happy New Year to all my friends here, and Matt Abbott & rat carltin???!!!

Your days are numbered and you're making things worse for yourself.

Fighting me would be much worse than spending the weekends across the bay, as you do, being used as a semen receptacle.
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01-02-2020, 11:13 AM
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Happy New Year everyone.
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01-02-2020, 06:15 PM
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I've just broken two things with one punch. My New Year's resolution and my wife's nose.


I feel really guilty: after five months, I finally gave up on my New Year's resolution and smoked a couple of f*gs. Now, I'm just wondering how the hell I'm going to get rid of the bodies.


New years resolutions:
1. Lose the fat belly.
2. Learn how to actually cook a decent meal.
3. Get much better in the sack.
4. At least make it look like an effort has been made on appearance.
5. Stop breaking down every time my other half has an affair.
"Okay," sobbed my wife, as I handed over the list I'd made for her.
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01-02-2020, 09:23 PM
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I look forward for the hunt for the craven..you know who???!!!!
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01-02-2020, 09:57 PM
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[Image: saturn-devouring-his-son-1636-oil-on-can...rubens.jpg]
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01-02-2020, 11:04 PM
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(01-02-2020 09:57 PM)Redneck Wrote:  [Image: saturn-devouring-his-son-1636-oil-on-can...rubens.jpg]
Saturn eating his son???!!!

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01-03-2020, 04:47 AM
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(01-02-2020 06:15 PM)Dick Tater Wrote:  I've just broken two things with one punch. My New Year's resolution and my wife's nose.


I feel really guilty: after five months, I finally gave up on my New Year's resolution and smoked a couple of f*gs. Now, I'm just wondering how the hell I'm going to get rid of the bodies.


New years resolutions:
1. Lose the fat belly.
2. Learn how to actually cook a decent meal.
3. Get much better in the sack.
4. At least make it look like an effort has been made on appearance.
5. Stop breaking down every time my other half has an affair.
"Okay," sobbed my wife, as I handed over the list I'd made for her.


LOL good read! Thanks for making that effort, gave me a good laughBig Grin
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01-03-2020, 05:36 AM
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(01-03-2020 04:47 AM)karasu Wrote:  
(01-02-2020 06:15 PM)Dick Tater Wrote:  I've just broken two things with one punch. My New Year's resolution and my wife's nose.


I feel really guilty: after five months, I finally gave up on my New Year's resolution and smoked a couple of f*gs. Now, I'm just wondering how the hell I'm going to get rid of the bodies.


New years resolutions:
1. Lose the fat belly.
2. Learn how to actually cook a decent meal.
3. Get much better in the sack.
4. At least make it look like an effort has been made on appearance.
5. Stop breaking down every time my other half has an affair.
"Okay," sobbed my wife, as I handed over the list I'd made for her.


LOL good read! Thanks for making that effort, gave me a good laughBig Grin

Those jokes are from Sickipedia which had shut down for a few years. Yesterday, I planned on starting a "Best Of Sickipedia" thread with all the twisted jokes I'd saved from them during their heyday but luckily, I did a quick search and, low and behold, they've come back from the dead, so I decided against the thread and just posted the above instead.
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