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03-14-2019, 11:35 PM
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Goat elected Mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont.
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Goat elected as honorary mayor sworn in for first term, leaves mess for police chief
Lincoln, a 3-year-old goat, was dressed in a sash reading "Mayor" for the Tuesday ceremony in Fair Haven, Vermont.

March 14, 2019, 10:52 PM GMT+11
By Associated Press


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FAIR HAVEN, Vt. — The new honorary mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont — a 3-year-old goat named Lincoln — was officially sworn into office this week.

Lincoln was dressed in a sash reading "Mayor" for the Tuesday ceremony at the Fair Haven town offices. Town Clerk Suzanne Dechame and the select board were present to deliver the oath of office.

Fair Haven, a town of about 2,500 along the border with New York just west of Rutland, does not have an actual mayor.

Town Manager Joseph Gunter says the honorary pet mayor idea was conceived as a fundraiser for a playground, but it turned into a civics lesson for kids.

On the way out of the offices, the honorary mayor defecated on the floor — leaving clean-up to the police chief and other attendees.


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politic...ce-n983116

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03-15-2019, 12:34 AM
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Remind me not to visit Fair Haven, Vermont...

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Lord knows there's some Wicker Man shit going on out in the woods.

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03-15-2019, 01:05 AM
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RE: Goat elected Mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont.
(03-15-2019 12:34 AM)The Anti-Archon Wrote:  Remind me not to visit Fair Haven, Vermont...

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Lord knows there's some Wicker Man shit going on out in the woods.

Exactly.

The media is making it out to be a joke, but we know there is something much darker behind this.

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03-15-2019, 09:47 AM
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RE: Goat elected Mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont.
Good to see you again, Professor Redneck.

The goat will probably do a better job than most politicians and make more sense in the process.
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03-15-2019, 11:28 AM
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RE: Goat elected Mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont.
is it any relation to Baaaernie?
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03-15-2019, 06:08 PM
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(03-15-2019 11:28 AM)karasu Wrote:  is it any relation to Baaaernie?



I was thinking more along this line.


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03-16-2019, 01:54 AM
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Bernie does have a bit of a goat face but I don't know if he is any relation to a Baphomet

also I am not for or against Bernie same as I am not for or against Trump. I'm A-Political these days
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