Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
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02-05-2019, 10:30 AM
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Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
i thought adam subscribed to BE LARGE?
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02-05-2019, 10:31 AM
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RE: Adam Levine embarrasses himself... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
how lame is this?
the age of the rocker is over LMFAO |
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02-05-2019, 10:40 AM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
the girls are really unimpressed with ADAM LEVINE
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02-05-2019, 12:32 PM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
It's his fake tough guy image that hes trying to portray.
You can't look tough while having a gay voice coupled with gay dance moves and shitty tattoos. Football is for tough husky fat beer drinkers, the last thing they want to see is a homo adam levine dancing gay af up there. It was disgusting. The women are getting tired of this gay shit too. They've taken off the blinders and realize they want real men now. |
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02-05-2019, 05:40 PM
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Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
Levine is not a rocker.
--I Eat Grits-- |
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02-05-2019, 07:45 PM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
how cheesy is this dude lol
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02-06-2019, 02:52 AM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
That's what im talking about lol GAY
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02-06-2019, 03:00 AM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
I believe Don Johnson is a big Maroon 5 fan. I could be wrong.
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02-06-2019, 05:33 AM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
(02-05-2019 12:32 PM)Señor Penis Wrote: It's his fake tough guy image that hes trying to portray. So. No more make-up for you? |
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02-06-2019, 07:38 AM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
The mistake is to watch this expecting to see a unique artistic work, rich cultural exhibit or display of national pride.
It's just an advertisement. This year it was product placement for a soulless multinational corporation that essentially sells sugar-water made from government subsidized agricultural surplus (high-fructose corn-syrup). So what was the focus group who put this together thinking? Demographic: Women Strategy: Sex Appeal Tactic: Use fit shirtless guy, who is most likely a closet homosexual. Demographic: Millennial White Males Strategy: Rock Music Tactic: Have pop-band open with a raunchy sounding Electric Guitar riff so it can pass as rock music. Demographic: "Urban Youth" Strategy: Black Person on-stage Tactic: Brief intermission of random blacks rapping about Jamba Juice Demographic: blacks Females Strategy: R&B Tactic: Have White Man sing like Usher while accompanied by 30 Black Female Singers in Church gowns. Demographic: Hood black Strategy: Gangsta shit Tactic: Drive a Cadillac on stage and have all-black rap-crew take over the stage and start rapping. Demographic: Queers Strategy: Rainbow Tactic: Make the stage an "M", and when have it light up rainbow colors when it's not doing anything else. Demographic: Kids Strategy: Sponge Bob Tactic: Sponge Bob Demographic: Regular Football Fans Strategy: Do something normal Tactic: Throw in some Red-White-Blue Fireworks and a Marching Band. |
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02-07-2019, 04:12 AM
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02-07-2019, 04:29 AM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
You have an impressive and expansive vocabulary, DJ. In this case, very descriptive and accurate as well.
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02-07-2019, 04:42 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-07-2019 04:47 AM by DonJohnson.)
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
i wasn't accurate in describing these guys as twinks?
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02-07-2019, 02:49 PM
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RE: Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless
Dong banned again?
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02-07-2019, 04:18 PM
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