Adam Levine SB halftime embarrassment... Women unimpressed with him shirtless

[EVILYOSHIDA]

i thought adam subscribed to BE LARGE?

[EVILYOSHIDA]

how lame is this?

the age of the rocker is over LMFAO

[EVILYOSHIDA]

the girls are really unimpressed with ADAM LEVINE

[Señor Penis]

It's his fake tough guy image that hes trying to portray.

You can't look tough while having a gay voice coupled with gay dance moves and shitty tattoos.

Football is for tough husky fat beer drinkers, the last thing they want to see is a homo adam levine dancing gay af up there. It was disgusting.

The women are getting tired of this gay shit too. They've taken off the blinders and realize they want real men now.

[Billygoat]

Levine is not a rocker.

[EVILYOSHIDA]

how cheesy is this dude lol

[Señor Penis]

That's what im talking about lol GAY

[Señor Penis]

I believe Don Johnson is a big Maroon 5 fan. I could be wrong.

[The Diet Butcher]

(02-05-2019 12:32 PM)Señor Penis Wrote:  It's his fake tough guy image that hes trying to portray.

You can't look tough while having a gay voice coupled with gay dance moves and shitty tattoos.

Football is for tough husky fat beer drinkers, the last thing they want to see is a homo adam levine dancing gay af up there. It was disgusting.

The women are getting tired of this gay shit too. They've taken off the blinders and realize they want real men now.

So. No more make-up for you?

[kungfool]

The mistake is to watch this expecting to see a unique artistic work, rich cultural exhibit or display of national pride.

It's just an advertisement. This year it was product placement for a soulless multinational corporation that essentially sells sugar-water made from government subsidized agricultural surplus (high-fructose corn-syrup).

So what was the focus group who put this together thinking?

Demographic: Women
Strategy: Sex Appeal
Tactic: Use fit shirtless guy, who is most likely a closet homosexual.

Demographic: Millennial White Males
Strategy: Rock Music
Tactic: Have pop-band open with a raunchy sounding Electric Guitar riff so it can pass as rock music.

Demographic: "Urban Youth"
Strategy: Black Person on-stage
Tactic: Brief intermission of random blacks rapping about Jamba Juice

Demographic: blacks Females
Strategy: R&B
Tactic: Have White Man sing like Usher while accompanied by 30 Black Female Singers in Church gowns.

Demographic: Hood black
Strategy: Gangsta shit
Tactic: Drive a Cadillac on stage and have all-black rap-crew take over the stage and start rapping.

Demographic: Queers
Strategy: Rainbow
Tactic: Make the stage an "M", and when have it light up rainbow colors when it's not doing anything else.

Demographic: Kids
Strategy: Sponge Bob
Tactic: Sponge Bob

Demographic: Regular Football Fans
Strategy: Do something normal
Tactic: Throw in some Red-White-Blue Fireworks and a Marching Band.

[DonJohnson]

(02-05-2019 10:31 AM)pug-thug Wrote:  how lame is this?

the age of the rocker is over LMFAO

that's a twink that sings like a tranny.

[Chaos Reigns]

You have an impressive and expansive vocabulary, DJ. In this case, very descriptive and accurate as well.

[DonJohnson]

i wasn't accurate in describing these guys as twinks?

[kungfool]

Dong banned again?

[Chaos Reigns]

(02-07-2019 02:49 PM)kungfool Wrote:  Dong banned again?