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07-09-2016, 09:12 AM
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07-09-2016, 09:12 AM
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07-09-2016, 09:25 AM
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(07-09-2016 09:12 AM)kungfool Wrote:  Post any and all cringy Social Justice rants here.




Important Social Issues Addressed:

- White people walk down the street.
- White People get band-aids that match their skin-color.
- More Crayons in the Crayola 48-Pack match Caucasian Skin Tones than other races.
- White people are Gun Nutz. Born with 'Trigger Fingers'.
- White people are taught to be domestic abusers in Elementary School.
- White people like splooging in chicks mouths.
- White people love the cops.
- School Yard bullies look exactly like... white people.

The rest of it, I didn't really get. But those were some pretty legit grievances IMO.
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07-09-2016, 09:31 AM
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07-09-2016, 10:32 AM
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07-09-2016, 10:42 AM
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^Oh Hell yeah. That was great.
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07-09-2016, 11:31 AM
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07-09-2016, 12:37 PM
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(07-09-2016 09:25 AM)kungfool Wrote:  
(07-09-2016 09:12 AM)kungfool Wrote:  Post any and all cringy Social Justice rants here.




Important Social Issues Addressed:

- White people walk down the street.
- White People get band-aids that match their skin-color.
- More Crayons in the Crayola 48-Pack match Caucasian Skin Tones than other races.
- White people are Gun Nutz. Born with 'Trigger Fingers'.
- White people are taught to be domestic abusers in Elementary School.
- White people like splooging in chicks mouths.
- White people love the cops.
- School Yard bullies look exactly like... white people.

The rest of it, I didn't really get. But those were some pretty legit grievances IMO.

They learned the above in university, as it's unlikely that they've had much, if any, contact with Black people, oppressed or not.
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07-09-2016, 12:38 PM
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(07-09-2016 10:32 AM)jho Wrote:  


Wins a debate by plagiarising a Tupac song. Top job.
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07-09-2016, 12:43 PM
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(07-09-2016 09:31 AM)kungfool Wrote:  


Summary: 'I love myself.'
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07-09-2016, 12:45 PM
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(07-09-2016 09:12 AM)kungfool Wrote:  


Summary:

Western female discovers she's oppressed.
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07-09-2016, 12:46 PM
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(07-09-2016 12:38 PM)BRIC Countries Wrote:  Wins a debate by plagiarising a Tupac song. Top job.

The skinny dude made me laugh my ass off.

"Some say the darker the berries, the sweeter the juice. I say the darker the flesh, the deeper the roots... Got a single-mom on welfare and don't nobody care."

"Ni***rs are always in opposition to government. War Powers should not be used on Ni***rs."

"There is no death but eternity. YA! YA! YA! CLACK! CLACK!"

IDK what the judges were thinking giving it to the chicks.
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07-09-2016, 01:15 PM
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(07-09-2016 12:46 PM)kungfool Wrote:  
(07-09-2016 12:38 PM)BRIC Countries Wrote:  Wins a debate by plagiarising a Tupac song. Top job.

The skinny dude made me laugh my ass off.

"Some say the darker the berries, the sweeter the juice. I say the darker the flesh, the deeper the roots... Got a single-mom on welfare and don't nobody care."

"Ni***rs are always in opposition to government. War Powers should not be used on Ni***rs."

"There is no death but eternity. YA! YA! YA! CLACK! CLACK!"

IDK what the judges were thinking giving it to the chicks.

The worst part is the people who enable this stuff lest they be labeled 'racist' and get the sack.
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07-09-2016, 01:56 PM
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(07-09-2016 09:12 AM)kungfool Wrote:  


Hey science? Thank god for natural selection cause ain't no fertile non-gender-questioning masculine male will ever go near that risking the potential for her virus DNA self destructing the species.

Any self respecting rapist strolling campus parties for unconscious chicks would undoubtedly take a pass on THAT passed out somewhere.
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07-09-2016, 06:08 PM
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WOW at the op vid. truly cringeworthy

these people are a variation of the cultural revolution red guards

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