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Dogs are superior to cats - Cool Hand Vutu - 02-20-2013 08:04 AM

http://www.news.com.au/technology/be-honest-youve-had-better-mornings-than-this/story-e6frfro0-1226581607817


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-20-2013 11:30 AM

LOL @ the gifs


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - Som-Pong - 02-20-2013 11:45 AM

Fuck that shit. Cat is superior. I threw my cat out about a month ago(hmm streangely coinciding with my GFs erratic behavior) and he's still around fucking Soi dogs up.
Katokrok be representing, I might hunt the fucker down tonight and blow smoke in his face. Stoned cats generally Meow less.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-20-2013 11:46 AM

cats are smarter, but dogs are better.

Dogs represent loyalty and honor.. well some of em!


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - Som-Pong - 02-20-2013 11:51 AM

Dogs represent co-dependence and will keep you from Nibbana!


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - cypherpunk - 02-21-2013 04:02 AM

Cats are way cleaner than dogs and have the courtesy to bury their own shit. That's a huge plus in favor of cats. Plus they do cool shit like this:






RE: Dogs are superior to cats - Hellfire Awaits - 02-21-2013 04:27 AM

Cats have a certain grace and elegance to them that can only be taught to a dog with considerable effort.

On average, they are far easier to maintain and pose less of a risk to your personal belongings. A stay cat can survive quite easily just by hunting rodents and birds in the big city. A dog, not so much.

Nevertheless, dogs have superior social intelligence, and they are loyal to their owners in a way that puts the entire human race to shame. There are dogs who show greater humanity and loyalty to their owners than parents do to their children.

On a practical level, they may be stupid as shit, but due to their ability to bond on a intimate level with their human owners, they are far more teachable than cats.

Cats, on the other hand, would probably let you starve to death if they could benefit from it personally.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-21-2013 05:16 AM

true.

my thoughts too.

Cats are graceful but selfish.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-21-2013 05:25 AM

Some cats can be very loyal but usually just to one owner.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-21-2013 05:32 AM

(02-21-2013 04:02 AM)cypherpunk Wrote:  Cats are way cleaner than dogs and have the courtesy to bury their own shit. That's a huge plus in favor of cats. Plus they do cool shit like this:




unbelievable athleticism.

UNBELIEVABLE


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - Hellfire Awaits - 02-21-2013 06:46 AM

(02-21-2013 05:32 AM)EVILYOSHIDA Wrote:  
(02-21-2013 04:02 AM)cypherpunk Wrote:  Cats are way cleaner than dogs and have the courtesy to bury their own shit. That's a huge plus in favor of cats. Plus they do cool shit like this:




unbelievable athleticism.

UNBELIEVABLE

This is what I am talking about.

Back home as a kid we used to have an outdoor cat to chase away vermin. I would hide little packages of food in creative places, and the cat ALWAYS knew where to find them. Always.

Our dog, however, was a stupid little shit, but you couldn't find a more loyal creature. The cat was an asshole.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-21-2013 06:50 AM

yep. you can throw a housecat out into the wilderness and they could survive on their own without any problems.

do that with most dogs and they'd be dead in a few days.

not all dogs are loyal though. I have found that flat nosed dogs like Pugs, Pekingese etc. are not loyal at all. very very cute, but they'd be happy with any owner.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - Cool Hand Vutu - 02-21-2013 08:26 AM

(02-21-2013 04:27 AM)Hellfire Awaits Wrote:  Cats have a certain grace and elegance to them that can only be taught to a dog with considerable effort.

On average, they are far easier to maintain and pose less of a risk to your personal belongings. A stay cat can survive quite easily just by hunting rodents and birds in the big city. A dog, not so much.

Nevertheless, dogs have superior social intelligence, and they are loyal to their owners in a way that puts the entire human race to shame. There are dogs who show greater humanity and loyalty to their owners than parents do to their children.

On a practical level, they may be stupid as shit, but due to their ability to bond on a intimate level with their human owners, they are far more teachable than cats.

Cats, on the other hand, would probably let you starve to death if they could benefit from it personally.

So cats are like Korean women aye mate? LOl


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - pug-thug - 02-21-2013 08:27 AM

cat = woman is a good analogy.

women are naturally more graceful and beautiful compared to men too.


RE: Dogs are superior to cats - Cool Hand Vutu - 02-21-2013 08:32 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-19353/Cats-kill-275-million-animals-year.html

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/05/09/man-airlifted-to-hospital-after-fight-with-cat/