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What looks like your everyday window-on-the-kitchen-floor is actually something far more unusual.

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Open it up....

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...AND INSIDE IS A SPIRAL STAIRCASE TO A WORLD FULL OF WINE.

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These spiral-staircase wine cellars are popping up in homes all over, and for good reason.

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If you're wondering how you too can get one of these, you should know first that they cost around $30,000 to install. But honestly, that's still less than one year of college tuition, and when did college ever bring as much joy as a secret wine door?

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it doesn't look very secret though. I'm pretty sure I'd notice that if I visited.
"So, I was like, I could help the poor at the local homeless shelter...or I could put this fucking awesome wine compartment in the Falcon. Good thing I went with the wine thing, huh?"
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Do they have one for beer?
Personally, i'd prefer to spend the money on a bunker.

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that is bad ass.
cool stuff. Although I'm not into red wine. I think most of it is a scam.

20-30 per bottle is the max I pay.
The window one in kitchen very bad idea, if you're going to cellar wine you don't want sunlight getting in, I would assume they are cooled otherwise the sunlight is going to heat it up as well which will spoil it ..if its worth cellaring its worth doing properly.

Still I would have one to show people, shove them down the stairs & such, leave them for the night with a broken ankle and smashed bottles of wine over them, as a joke of course, quite amusing they would find it the next day I'm sure.

But down road from us has even better wine cellar, lava tube cave under their house.
(12-11-2014 01:31 AM)Redneck Wrote: [ -> ]Personally, i'd prefer to spend the money on a bunker.

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Hey, that's our friend Horus!
(12-11-2014 08:39 AM)CTsar Wrote: [ -> ]that is bad ass.
Yes???!!!
(12-11-2014 12:46 PM)ba_dass Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-11-2014 08:39 AM)CTsar Wrote: [ -> ]that is bad ass.
Yes???!!!

its been said I'm a bit slow on the uptake


I just got your name now.
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we need more of these types of threads. cool stuff.
Images have been photoshopped. Those are not wine cellars.

NH is bringing disinfo.
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