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42 y/o WM, his cc:

"I just got out of jail, but the motherfuckers threw away my shoes!"

Of course it goes without saying that chosen mode of transport for this most pressing complaint was the "amber lamps."
How did you respond?
Wasting taxpayer dollards
Doc why dont you neuter these cunts in the ER on the down low?
I'm with Vutu on this one.
Holy shit.
(09-13-2013 01:46 PM)BRIC Countries Wrote: [ -> ]How did you respond?

"I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do. This isn't a medical problem, let alone a medical emergency!"

"Well last time, they called a social worker and she hooked me up!"

I went to the nurses' station and grabbed a social worker's business card, and then handed it to the patient.

"There's a pay phone in the lobby, the nurse will be in with your discharge papers."
I'm sorely tempted to agree with Vutu here.
(09-14-2013 11:24 PM)GMB13 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sorely tempted to agree with Vutu here.

IrL you would tend to agree with most things I say.
Probably, I'm just not on board with such extreme eugenics quite yet.
I am on my last beer. Is this a 911 appropriate call or should I call the non emergency number? After this one is gone you know which I am calling.

^ probably fake but still funny
Nice to see you posting over here Mr. Carver. I've missed your threads on the OG.
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