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Top 10 Signs You're Batshit GODDIDIT crazy...

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
There are definitely a lot of valid reasons to criticize far too many self-professing Christians these days.

But that just so happens to describe what the bible itself predicts would happen near the end of this age.

So there's the rub, eh?
The bible predicts that Christians will LOL @ polytheists whilst believing in a triune God?

Or did you mean the bible predicts that Christian will go full retard right about now?
Good point Fugazi.
2 Timothy 3:1-5

King James Version (KJV)

3 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

Matthew 7:22-24

King James Version (KJV)

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

(02-13-2013 01:16 PM)Fearless Wanker Wrote: [ -> ]The bible predicts that Christians will LOL @ polytheists whilst believing in a triune God?

Or did you mean the bible predicts that Christian will go full retard right about now?

The latter...Wink
(02-13-2013 01:17 PM)Fugazi Wrote: [ -> ]2 Timothy 3:1-5

King James Version (KJV)

3 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

Matthew 7:22-24

King James Version (KJV)

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

(02-13-2013 01:16 PM)Fearless Wanker Wrote: [ -> ]The bible predicts that Christians will LOL @ polytheists whilst believing in a triune God?

Or did you mean the bible predicts that Christian will go full retard right about now?

The latter...Wink

Those things can be said about any point in time in human history.


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Crotchrott AKA CurryMuncher AKA Fermenting Swine Flesh

Indentured Dawg

TTT .
Damn, over 1k views? Someone is going back a lot to see if they have checked all off I bet.
(01-31-2014 03:03 PM)Indentured Dawg Wrote: [ -> ]TTT .

Welcome back Vutu?

Er, ah, I mean . . . Welcome back, Vutu!

Indentured Dawg

Heart you
Why was he banned?

Indentured Dawg

333 gate a mak mak!
(02-01-2014 08:37 AM)W. Jones Wrote: [ -> ]Why was he banned?

Too much rage.
LOL I think he's a top poster.
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