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White House petition calls for merger of United States, Australia, to form 'Ameristralia'


AUSTRALIA and the US will merge to form one super nation called Ameristralia. Sound like a gag? Maybe not.

A petition has been created on the official White House website calling for the Obama Administration to join "America and Australia to form Ameristralia".

The "We the People" section on the whitehouse.gov website was launched in 2011 to allow the public, in accordance with the First Amendment of the US Constitution, to petition the US government on issues deemed important.

Recent petitions address gun violence, marijuana legislation and free speech - as well as the release of the White House's secret recipe for its Honey Ale beer and urging the construction of a Star Wars-style Death Star as economic stimulus.

If a petition receives 100,000 signatures in 30 days, it will be reviewed by White House staff, sent to "the appropriate policy experts" and an official response issued.

VOTE ON THE PETITION HERE AT THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE SITE

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitio...a/1DT5lWr6



The creator of the Ameristralia petition is someone with the initials D.A. from Beverly Hills, California, and on Thursday it had attracted 4646 signatures.

Another 95,354 signatures are needed by May 24 to receive a White House response.

The campaign evolved on the social news and entertainment website Reddit.

Reddit users have created Ameristralia flags (koala riding a bald eagle) and combined national anthems (God bless Ameristralia, my home sweet home. And you'll come a waltzing matilda with me".

"We will rain down freedom and poisonous creatures on our enemies," one Ameristralia supporter excitedly declared.

Another said: "The bastard children of the British Empire united at last to a world dominating superpower."

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Fuck no. Keep the yanks out of straya. AT ALL COSTS.
Wow, the political leadership would be second to none.


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Why Australia?
Quote:The creator of the Ameristralia petition is someone with the initials D.A. from Beverly Hills, California, and on Thursday it had attracted 4646 signatures.

Another 95,354 signatures are needed by May 24 to receive a White House response.

It's practically a done deal
they are trying to wrestle away china's influence on australia.

china has been getting really close to australia recently due to trade.
(05-07-2013 07:04 PM)EVILYOSHIDA Wrote: [ -> ]they are trying to wrestle away china's influence on australia.

china has been getting really close to australia recently due to trade.

Australia to deepen US ties by boosting US Military bases


http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/a...29ait.html
yeah. CHina is pissed off about that. they see that as a type of cloaked provocation.
(05-07-2013 08:25 PM)EVILYOSHIDA Wrote: [ -> ]yeah. CHina is pissed off about that. they see that as a type of cloaked provocation.

Which it is.
Sweet Jesus, I think I've officially 'heard it all'.
(05-07-2013 07:04 PM)EVILYOSHIDA Wrote: [ -> ]they are trying to wrestle away china's influence on australia.

china has been getting really close to australia recently due to trade.

Australia and China will be using their own currencies when they deal with another now right?
yeah, at least they proposed it.

some high stakes stuff going on right now.
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